Stay the eff home, please?

By now, unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’re aware of the COVID-19/Coronavirus pandemic that’s got the planet in a tizzy.  And when I say tizzy, I mean full-blown panic.  Even while all of this is going on, my job is considered to be ‘essential’ so I’m still going to work every day.  Though, while I’m doing my part to keep the wheels turning and people fed, I still see things that bother me, and many of my co-workers as well.

In retail, one sees many of the same people day in and day out.  Regulars, are what we call them.  You can almost set your clock by the time they arrive, what days and so on.  Some show up every single day, stay for almost the same amount of time, and then you see them the following day.  It seems like nothing is ever going to change their routine.  And in this time of uncertainty, when people are being warned to ‘stay home’, that hasn’t changed their routine one iota.

Every morning, ‘Acadia Lady‘ comes in right around the time I’m starting my shift.  Sometimes I see her in the parking lot on her way out of the store as I’m walking in, but rest assured, within about one to two hours, she’s back in the store, hunched over her cart and tooling around, picking up a few odds and ends that she missed the first time around.

Around about the same time, I see ‘The Shuffler’.  A gentleman of about sixty or so (might be less, a little difficult to tell) who shuffles his right foot as he walks, and goes through the store looking for bargains.  He generally comes in around 8 am, and then in the afternoon he’s back, again seeking out any bargains or reduced merchandise.  I understand money is tight, and a lot of people shop primarily the reduced merchandise in the store.  I don’t have any problem with that (unless they bring me items expecting me to further reduce them, that annoys me to no end) but when I’m required to be in the store, they don’t have to be coming in so often.  There’s a health emergency on.  The governor of the state has instituted a stay at home order.  Is there any logical reason why it’s completely necessary to ignore it?

We’ve already gotten two separate reports in recent weeks that people have come into the store while having symptoms of the virus.  As a matter of fact, on 3/26 one of them went to their doctor, got the test, was determined to be positive and ignoring the directive to ‘go directly home‘ instead on the way home stopped at my store and did some shopping, because they determined they didn’t have enough food and supplies for a two-week stay.  In their mind, apparently it was better to possibly infect anyone they met, just to satisfy their need for snack foods and toilet paper.  Nice move.

And of course there’s more.  The families that come in and shop all clumped together.  Mom, Dad, and the kids.  The directive from the governor says that only ONE person from each family is supposed to be in the store, as little as possible.  Preferably doing the shopping for the week, not every day, or every other day.  Or the elderly husband and wife that have to come in, both of them take a motorized handicap cart, and motor around the store for an hour or more, denying their neighbors use of one, while they get maybe five items between them.  Unreal.  It’s little wonder we get so many complaints that we don’t have enough of them.  Certainly my store has four, which is two more than any of the other stores around us have.

Bottom line, for my sake, for my co-workers’ sake, since you don’t have to be at my store every effing day.  Stay home!

End of rant.